My Greatest Triumph!

The professional pictures are finally in from my recent pie eating contest victory. Please to enjoy.

Here I am, with my sleeping baby and my pie. It's just a pie crust with whipped cream piled up, and cinnamon on the whipped cream.

You cannot use your hands to eat the pie, which is fine, because I needed to use my hand to cradle the baby. I used my teeth to rotate the pie pan around, focusing on hoovering up the whipped cream and attacking the edges. Then I got to the bottom of the crust, which I picked up with my teeth, broke into pieces and ate, all while doubting the sanity of my decision.

Empty pie pan, full belly, baby half awake.

Yes, I do have pie in my hair

But also sweet, sweet victory.