Ellie: Mommy, since you don't have to give anyone mommy milk anymore, are you going to get your boobs trimmed?
Me: Nope, wasn't planning on it.
Ellie: Or you could give them to me, when I have a baby, so that I can give my baby mommy milk.
Me: That's not how it works. You'll get your own boobs someday.
Ellie: Yeah, but right now I have little boobs. I think they weigh zero pounds.
Me: You need to start wiping your own butt. You're almost five.
Ellie: I don't want to! It's not fun!
Me: Trust me, it's not fun for me either.