(while having her diaper changed)
There might be some poop in my butt.
Me: Oh shoot.
Ellie: Shoot, I forgot my keys.
Me: (sneezing about a million times)
Ellie: Bless YOU mama!
(this morning, as she's leaving the house in a romper to beat the heat)
I don't have any pants on!
(then later, when I was relaying the story to Gigi and Grizz)
I don't have any pants on. I have my romper.
(whilst dropping my broken phone off at the repair place)
Oh no! Mama hello!