Sunshine.

The sweet face and vocal stylings of a young man who poked his mom in the eye and made her go to the eye doctor, which for his mother, is a fate worse than death. Some people fear spiders, some people loathe the dentist, I get weak kneed at the thought of eyeballs. I almost passed out when they had to put a contact lens over my scraped cornea.

And now, I have to wear sunglasses inside in order to keep my eye from watering uncontrollably. Sunshine indeed!